The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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When your opponent makes a final 6+ roll to score and tie the game :lol:

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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Failing your first dice roll in a turn even with a reroll regardless of how easy it should be (2+ dodge, 3 dice block etc)

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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nightwing wrote:Failing your first dice roll in a turn even with a reroll regardless of how easy it should be (2+ dodge, 3 dice block etc)
THIS! But did it in my first two turns my last tournament...

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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You have a Frenzy player. Your opponent forgot this while setting up his defense and there's a blitzer or something on his own, just begging to get sent to the crowd.

Then he kicks off, and rolls a Blitz, moving the victim and never even knowing what a bullet he dodged.

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"It's 2+ and I have a reroll. Chill out. I've got this!"
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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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Raising your hands to start your turn... and smacking the edge of the board overhanging the table, scattering players all over the field. I've done this in two tournaments now, and it's an incredibly guilty feeling.

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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Score in turn 7 for a 1-1 in half time -> referee decides to put the clock back one turn and receive a 2TTD
Shrug it off, prepare to make an OTTD with your MO9, sure feet, sprint piece in turn 8 for 2-2 at half time -> Perfect Defense

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When you can not sleep after a match.

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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When my opponent finishes his turn, smacks himself on the forehead and says, omg I'm such an idiot. But I can't see what he did wrong and have no idea what he's talking about.

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When I finish my turn, smack myself on the forehead and say, omg I'm such an idiot. And he sees what I did wrong.... :(

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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Not being able to drink because I'm driving......

(just the worst feeling ever...)

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glowworm wrote:Not being able to drink because I'm driving......

(just the worst feeling ever...)
You might spill it.

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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glowworm wrote:Not being able to drink because I'm driving......

(just the worst feeling ever...)
Oof, nobody should have to go through that kind of situation!

Just thinking about it makes me thirsty ...

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"It's 2+ and I have a reroll. Chill out. I've got this!"
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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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Playing a bash team who score, in their first half then get a blitz on the kick-off table for your drive. Only to camp in your end zone for the remainder of the match.

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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frogboy wrote:Realising your next game has been drawn against one of the Dreaded Sann Spawn, that feeling of dread knowing your going to loose and not hear the end of it all the way home...

"I let him win i tell you! please why dose nobody believe me, I always loose to children! Baaaaagh" :cry:

kikiki only joking, its all good fun :orc:

I can beat this. I played a Sann Jnr., got beat with a T16 typical Skaven touchdown and he (accidentally) kicked my beer over! :cry:

Beer was very kindly replaced by Sann Snr, but it was still my most tragic loss... so far!

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Re: The Worst Feeling in Blood Bowl

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That feeling when you invest your teams money towards buyin a master chef, only for it to fail to steal a single reroll.

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