Bad Day at the Office

[Cool Hand Fluke]

I conceded the match last night, Scaven v Dark Elves, after only 4 turns of the 1st half

Out of an 11 (rat) starting team, i had 3 in the SI box incl. my Storm Vermin with Claw (i rolled double 6 for his injury - he now has a fractured skull), 2 KO'd, 1 sent off and a Gu. Runner pushed off the pitch by a frenzied Witch Elf.

Of the 4 actually on the pitch, the Rat Ogre and the other Gu.Runner were having a doze aka stunned leaving 2 line rats standing

I figured it could only get worse on the casualty front and decided to take a hit on the Fan Factor and loss of winnings

Where do i sign up for Nuffle sucks!!

[Asmodan]

You have to ask Torg about joining, i think.
At least you got a quick death.
I usually sits through the whole game not being able to pass, dodge, injure any players and recently knock players down.
Sometimes its almost like torture

[Cool Hand Fluke]

I hear you.

Normally i would grin and bare it. But this being i league match i wanted to keep the team reasonably intact

[Darkson]

Another convert. Themessage is starting to get through.

[Asmodan]

Yeah, looks like people are starting to see the truth that NUFFLE SUCKS

[Colin]

Yes, sooner or later people will have to concede that
NUFFLE SUCKS!
Anyway, glad to have you abourd Cool Hand, now that you have declared your blasphemy toward Nuffle by publicly declaring that he sucks, all you need to do is change your sig to read;
NUFFLE SUCKS!
Apprentice Blasphemer
Nuffle Blasphemer's Association
continue to spread the word and you will advance up through the ranks of the organisation, to Novice Heretic, then to Heretic, and maybe some day to Master Heretic. Sorry there's only one Grand Heretic, and that's me!

[Cool Hand Fluke]

Hi Torg, sorry it must have been a moment of madness. I'm sure the Big N
would pardon my outbust

In any event, i don't won't to be a member of any Club that will have me

[Skummy]

While Nuffle is not a kind and merciful God, His true wroth will be felt by heretics and not those who lose their temper in a fit of misplaced passion. The standard penance is to cause three casualties on an Elf team, and all will be forgiven.

[Cool Hand Fluke]

SAVED !!! Bless you.

Now, where's those F!"£$%g Dark Elves

[Darkson]

Well, you may believe you'll earn Nuffles forgiveness, but don't be fooled, NUFFLE SUCKS! and he doesn't care about you one way or the other.

And as for backing out of the NBA, that's cool, just beware of hooded strangers calling at your door at 3am






Whhooooo! My 2000th post

[lawquoter]

hmm...I guess I should've whipped up a stronger batch of kool aid. Usually it gets 'em hooked. Don't worry cool hand, you'll be screwed again. And we'll be there waiting. I think maybe we should whip up some foam fingers that say "NUFFLE SUCKS" with the "#1" finger replaced by the bird. Then we could wear 'em around at tournaments. Either that, or it's late and I'm losing it.

[Darkson]

I think maybe we should whip up some foam fingers that say "NUFFLE SUCKS" with the "#1" finger replaced by the bird. Then we could wear 'em around at tournaments.

[lawquoter]

Think that would look good at next year's blood bowl? I plan on making the trip if I can get a call into to gw at 2 am the day tickets go on sale.

[Cool Hand Fluke]

Hey fellas - nothing personal but i thought swearing at the dice/dissing the big N was usual BB practice.

As for people at my door at 3am. I'm from "oop norf", we eat clowns in cloaks

[lawquoter]

yeah, but the NBA-ers can swear at N in style. And well, I don't intend to crawl to your door at 3 am. I have to call to the UK at 2 am since GW open at 8 and well, that's 2 am in Fountain city U.S. of A.