Monkeybowl V – 10/11 April 2010 - Hartlepool DON_VITO WINS

[Pipey]

Funny you should ask Jim:

(points / net TDs / net Cas)

1. Don Vito’s Sex Face [Human, Don_Vito] 35, +9, +5
2. Glum Sucked MY Balls [Vampire, Podfrey] 34, +8, -4
3. Birchwood Fury [Wood Elf, JimJimany] 29, +8, -10
4. Four Floors of Rycos [Underworld, SillySod] 29, +5, -1
5. The Meekly Yielding Anus [Dark Elf, Ironjaw] 28, +4, +1
6. Talabheim Eagles [Human, Blitzwing] 27, +4, +10
7. Gaze Jam It In (Shit the Bed) [Elves, Ambush3] 26, +3, -5
8. Stittlewoad Wizards [Wood Elf, Geggster] 25, +8, -10
9. Barney’s Underworld [Underworld, Barneythelurker] 25, +3, +4
10. Don’t Tell Matt G Slater [Necro, Joemanji] 24, +5, +6
11. Living Deadlites [Necro, Besters] 24, +3, +4
12. Monkey Chow Mein [Human, Lycos] 23, +5, +2
13. Down Dirty Rats [Skaven, Smitty] 23, +3, -9
14. Monkey Spankers [Chaos Pact, StanRichardson] 23, +2, +7
15. Grease Frightening [Nurgle, Leipziger] 22, +3, +6
16. Don’t Milk The Bulls [Chaos Dwarf, Vmcat] 21, +2, +6
17. Vegetarians Die 10 Years Younger [Amazon, Marley] 21, +2, -1
18. The Greatest Ever [Orc, J_R_Hartley] 20, +1, +5
19. You know when you’ve been Orangutangoed [Human, Purplegoo] 20, +0, +6
20. Nehekara Scarabs [Khemri, Wormy] 20, +0, +5
21. Pippy Has a Choded Head [Orc, Mamapepe] 20, +0, +5
22. Fun Bags! (Touch My Bum) [Necro, BIG Pete] 20, -3, -3
23. Fat Chance [Dwarf, Inoculator] 19, +2, +5
24. Altered Beasts [Chaos Pact, Beanbag] 19, +0, +9
25. Confessions of a Holocaust Denier [Chaos, Schmee] 19, -1, +0
26. Farcical Swan divers [Lizardmen, Nipples] 19, -4, +7
27. Malals Reavers [Chaos Pact, Wightlord] 18, +1, +4
28. You Have a Woman’s Quim! [Orc, Zedsdead] 18, +0, +6
29. SPL No Stars [Goblin, PubBowler] 18, -3, -4
30. Northern Wildmen [Norse, Hangus] 16, +0, +1
31. Rotten to the Core [Nurgle’s Rotters, Shaniepoo] 16, -3, -1
32. Anti Saracen Society [Lizardmen, The Apprentice] 16, -4, -8
33. The Unholy Alliance [Chaos, DonCheadle] 14, -2, +4
34. Darkvale Lightnings [Skaven, Indigo] 14, -5, -5
35. Homeopathic Warfare [Undead, thechosengobbo] 13, -2, +3
36. Black Orc Down [Orc, NorthernKnight] 13, -3, -7
37. Slim and Sexy [Dwarf, Jordellfb] 12, -5, +1
38. Hartlepool Hangers [Skaven, Jai] 12, -5, -6
39. Fatwah Comin At Ya [Norse, Glum] 9, -6, -5
40. Dead Good [Undead, Cragus_Maximus] 8, -5, -1
41. The Artless Blockers [Chaos Dwarf, Scally] 7, -7, 0
42. Elf Monkeys [Wood Elf, Tritex] 6, -4, -12
43. Schmee-Flavoured [Goblin, Jeeves] 5, -6, -11
44. Duncan’s Gobos [Goblin, SexyMcSexSex] 0, -13, -9

[Pipey]

WATERMONKEY SCORES:

1st JimJimany 15pts (7+8)
2nd Lycos 10pts (10+0)
=3rd Ambush3 9pts (5+4)
=3rd Nipples 9pts (9+0)

[Joemanji]

... and here's the proof:

[PubBowler]

Retrieved it from the river did we...

[Joemanji]

The damn thing floats!

[PubBowler]

Just like Pippy to get a cheap plastic one.

[Pipey]

... and here's the proof:

Nice one Joe. You've almost redeemed yourself!

And congrats again to Jimmy.