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After talking to Valen I've decide that I'm going to look to Run the Pornbowl again. This tournament falls during the month of Movember and so I will be putting all money from the event to charity for men's health awareness https://uk.movember.com/. It turns out that my original tournament, The Bearded Snot, was the 1st none major UK NAF approved event in history and had some of the biggest names in BB history and had the 1st Blackshirts including Ian 'double skulls' Williams!

So without further hesitation, brought to you by The Bearded Snot and Hungry-Troll Miniatures, I give you...

Pornbowl II!!!

Date:
November 12th & 13th 2016

Tickets:
£20 (NAF) or £25 (Non-NAF). Money should be sent via PayPal to shaniepoo2000@yahoo.co.uk

Venue:
The Gregson Centre
33 Moorgate
Lancaster
Lancashire
LA1 3PY

Sponsors:
http://www.hungry-troll.com/

Movember sponsorship page:
http://mobro.co/shanebyrne

Rules:
The GW Official (C.R.A.P.) Rulebook

Teams:
Teams will be at TR120 and all 24 teams will be used.

Skill set will be as follows:
Each team will have 48exp points to share between players in their team and will follow the skill set for league play. You can't take more than 4 of the same skill (Sorry Dwarf coaches... no guard spamming) and double skills may only be taken as the second skill on a player.

Shaniepoo:
There is also a special Star player that will be placed on a random pitch each round for the coaches to use... Dice-off at the start of each drive to see who gets to use Shaniepoo.
Stats: 6337
Skills - Dodge, Side step, Shadowing, Foul appearance, No hands & 'Party boy!'

'Party boy' - Shaniepoo is far to busy dancing to be bothered about what is going on with everyone else. Because of this he can't throw any blocks and there is no -1 modifier for dodging through his tackle zone.

Scoring system
Win - 10pts
Draw - 5pts
Loss - 0pts
Bonus 1pt for each TD & CAS to a max of 3 in each category (total of 6pts available)

Time table
Day 1
Registration: 9.30-10.00
Game 1: 10.00-12.00
Dinner: 12.00-13.00
Game 2: 13.00-15.00
Game 3: 15.30-17.30

Day 2
Game 4: 10.00-12.00
Dinner: 12.00-13.00
Game 5: 13.00-15.00
Game 6: 15.30-17.30
Awards: 17.30-18.00

Prizes:
'Big Dick Johnson' - Tournament winner
Runner up
Shaniespoon (last place)
Most CAS
Most TD
Stunty cup (2+ teams needed)

Interested: (Paid in bold)
Podfrey
Waldorf28
Leipziger
Verbal_HM
AndyDavo
Firebreather
Nonumber
Ringbeard
Pug
Douglowe
Barmiarmi
Parkerij
Pipey
Valen
Stick
Fire Olli
Wightlord
Soyelpera
Muttly

As long as it's not the last weekend in November, I'm in!

Waldorf28 wrote:As long as it's not the last weekend in November, I'm in!

Im gona see what time in November would be best for people but was thinking middle of the month.

I'll be keen to come and defend my title. I'll have been undefeated in Pornbowls for years by then (until rd 1 is finished)

Talking to Valen made you think of porn.... Interesting.....

IN, the torni not Shanes porn dreams lunchmoney lol

shaniepoo wrote:It turns out that my original tournament, The Bearded Snot, was the 1st none major UK NAF approved event in history

Not quite - Spiky Open was in Oct 2002.

If you get dice made give me a shout.

Darkson wrote:

shaniepoo wrote:It turns out that my original tournament, The Bearded Snot, was the 1st none major UK NAF approved event in history

Not quite - Spiky Open was in Oct 2002.

If you get dice made give me a shout.

Wasn't that a major tournie?

Nope.

Spike is the major tourney, Shane.

A tournament in walking distance, i'll certainly be there, let me know if there anything I can help you with shane.

Would still count as the oldest running tournament, even if it has missed a few years

In

Ok, original venue idea has fallen through. They wanted to charge £15 an hr (£120 a day!) and prob couldn't do the Sunday. Looking for a new place, have 1 or 2 ideas. If I can't find a new place then I will prob see about going back to the Gregson ctr (same venue as last time).

Ok guys, here is an update. I'm waiting g to hear back from 1 venue (should find out this weekend) but I've spoken to the Gregson again and they have offered me a better price for the rooms (I think that because I've told them it's a charity event they might have dropped the price). This means that we should be a go ahead no matter which venue we are at

The next thing is to pick a date. I was thinking either the 12-13th or 19-20th. What do people think would be best?

I say the earlier the better. We've waited too long!