Agent Dagunet
Are you trying to call me cute little Dauguet? Coz it's how it sounds in french!!! 
Let me locate you on the matrix
...hmmm...ok...you still have 1 minute to run away! 
PS: I haven't seen Matrix 2 and i just saw the first on tv. The story is not that great but the bad guy is cool!
Baddies are always the best characters...