Team Scotland (8 players)

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:45 pm

in the immortal words of the great lyricist snoop doggy dogg the shizzle has hit the fazzle and no mistake...

it seems that real life can be a bitch at times and it seems it wanted to be queen bitch today. 3 members of the team have had to pull out (well 2 for definate 1 will know on wednesday)

this basically means that we're up that horrible creak without a canoe let alone a paddle but this is where you come in.

do people find it hard to understand you when you talk? do you like wearing what others call skirts? is tartan the new black? are you ginger? does your skin colour resemble a smurf?

if the answer to any of these is yes then i want to hear from you now, not later now!!!!

if the answer is no though there are some other qualifying questions to see if you are suitable

do you know anyone scottish in your family? anyone scottish in your street? do you know anyone scottish? do you know where scotland actually is? are you aware that there might be a mythical land full of huge beasties and dragons called scotland?

if the answer to any of these is yes then get in touch quick. no quicker than that, i said quicker.

if the answer is no though, then find answers to the above and get back to me. you've no excuse now

Glorian Underhill · Post by **Glorian Underhill** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:40 pm

These are sad news.

With the drop of team scotland you will draw The UMPF All Stars with you into the warp.

I hope you can build something togehter until friday. But I fear for the worst.

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:46 pm

oh and alanis morisette, you know nothing about irony young lady. ten thousand spoons? utter poppycock. i'll tell you what's ironic. having a eurobowl team here one minute, gone the next and then the next morning a load of shirts turn up. that's ironic

Beppe#2 · Post by **Beppe#2** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:32 pm

you should think in an optimistic way

like Gianni (italian BB god of optimism) teaches

Good news for you all: Margot McMillen will play for the bravehearts!!!

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:57 pm

get in. margot, remind me to have your babies. that is fantastic news. i am now a very happy man.

in fact i think it's time for a happy dance

and thanks for the help with that beppe!!! a beer is on order for you.

hoomin_erra · Post by **hoomin_erra** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:52 am

[quote="Evil Git"]. margot, remind me to have your babies. [quote]

Bugger off, that's my job!!!!

Hoomin joins in the happy dance.

1 down 2 to go!!

Beppe#2 · Post by **Beppe#2** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:25 am

Evil Git wrote:get in. margot, remind me to have your babies. that is fantastic news. i am now a very happy man.

in fact i think it's time for a happy dance

and thanks for the help with that beppe!!! a beer is on order for you.

you're always welcome and so the beer

and now we need 1 more Scot!!!

necromancer · Post by **necromancer** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:28 am

Can Sean Connery please come?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:05 am

Beppe#2 wrote: and now we need 1 more Scot!!!

well, you find any in Holland!

Teg · Post by **Teg** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:30 pm

Beppe#2 wrote:you should think in an optimistic way like Gianni (italian BB god of optimism) teaches
Good news for you all: Margot McMillen will play for the bravehearts!!!

A kilt also for Margot??

Teg · Post by **Teg** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:30 pm

Edit: sorry, duplicate post

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:32 pm

Norse wrote:
Beppe#2 wrote: and now we need 1 more Scot!!!
well, you find any in Holland!

well you would be under considderation but it seems that you've played competitive matches for holland at over 21's level. i think under uebba rules that you're not eligible to play for us

shame though. i'll just have to keep trawling through the international database. just waiting on a phone call for a yay or nay. fingers crossed.

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:33 pm

the finger crossing has worked ladies and gents, i can confirm that there will be a team for this year. and only death can be an excuse now.

freebooters get your stuff packed, we need someone to play against.

big thanks to everyone that's helped me out with this.

and sean connery must have been busy. he never returned my calls

grotuk · Post by **grotuk** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:58 pm

Whats the team at the endÂ¿

lowsman2 · Post by **lowsman2** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:58 pm

I am afraid to announce that I cannot make it. Sorry to all (especially the fellow Scots team members) but a personal matter has come up and I'm afraid real life takes precedent.

Good luck to you all and I am really sorry.

Richard