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I'm going to participate in the Danish Open this weekend. My very first NAF-sanctioned tournament. I know it's going to be a BLAST!

There is a problem thou...
I did have to make certain promises to my better half in order to get "Permission" to spend the entire weekend away from wife and kids. She is a very understanding soul, and knows all about my obsession with flings. Sha also knows that You don't win [Understatement]everytime[/Understatement] when playing the little buggers. She is almost fine with that.

This weekend I'm going to play Undead, and I told her so. THis is how the conversation went:
She: Are you going to compete with halflings?
Me: No, I though I would be more competitive and revive my Undead team.
She: Undead? Are they good?
Me: Good? sure, they are one of the best teams to play at this kind of Tournaments!
She: Then you will win then?
Me: I'm certainly goint to try!
She: I hope you win, because otherwise I don't see the point of you spending money and time away from us to lose.
Me: But honey, there are going to be some really good coaches in this tournament. I cannot garantee I'l come first.
She: Then I cannot garantee You'll have time to go to another tournament....Darling.
Me:I understand.....


So the plead to all of you who may play against me this weekend.....PLEASE LET ME WIN! My BLOODBOWL FUTURE COULD BE AT STAKE!

Have a nice day fellow coaches.
/Afroman

PS.

Well you are tempting Nuffle’s wrath by abandoning flings for powergamey Undead. Plus by “wasting” time with a woman you are cutting in to valuable Bloodbowl playing time, don’t you know that the top players are all bitter, lonely individuals.

Should results not go your way you could always buy a trophy or certificate and pretend you did well, maybe 3rd place?

Either that or make a zon team as a tribute to her at the next tournament. Say you are using the team to spread the word of what an amazing other half you have.

The Danish Open was not a good choice if you want to win. The british are coming

Although all the best players are at Cakebowl, natch.

You need to convince your wife that winning is relative and then set easily achievable goals..ie "Its my first Tournament with undead so two wins is good if I can grab a draw as well and that sets me up for future glory!"

Then just keep changing teams/goals