Shock, Horror. Dorset secedes from England rankings

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Shock, Horror. Dorset secedes from England rankings

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The "nation" of Dorset secedes from England in the newly upgraded NAF ranking website:

http://member.thenaf.net/index.php?modu ... e=rankings

Coach Garrick was asked to comment if this was an indication that the English Blood Bowl community was falling apart after all their Celtic neighbours had abandoned them, his reply was amusing but unprintable :wink:

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I'm ok with this :)

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Hampshire demands the right to do this, and the H.L.A. (Hampshire Liberation Army) stands ready to throw dice if our demands are not acceded to.

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Darkson wrote:Hampshire demands the right to do this, and the H.L.A. (Hampshire Liberation Army) stands ready to throw dice if our demands are not acceded to.
There are too many H's in that post.

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Used Google Translate for those that can't speak "proper" English. ;)

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Dorsexit means Dorsexit.

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I approve this decision. In fact, I endorse it. Arf.

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sann0638 wrote:I approve this decision. In fact, I endorse it. Arf.
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I can confirm that the insignificant rebellion in Dorset has been quashed.

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sann0638 wrote:I can confirm that the insignificant rebellion in Dorset has been quashed.
While you are at it, last time i checked, one of your offspring had become Welsh...

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And one Scottish, I believe :)

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sann0638 wrote:And one Scottish, I believe :)
Have they followed the correct cultural stereotypes - is there not one who eats everything and one who is thin and looks like he has never seen the sun - just realised that doesn't actually help :lol:

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