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Background for Grim Ironjaw
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Author:  GalakStarscraper [ Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:37 am ]
Post subject:  Background for Grim Ironjaw

Best background submission and picture for this star player will be posted here.

Author:  UncleBob [ Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:14 pm ]
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Since Stout Ironfist got hit by the custard pie and couldn’t prevent the death of the King’s son, Dwarves have made it a habit to turn into Slayers when suffering a grief or a loss similar to Stout’s. This attitude created a large number of Dwarves partially shaving their heads until only a crest of hair remains, dying it and their beards orange and are determined to fight everything and everyone in this world until they die. What they normally achieve very quickly, thanks Nuffle, otherwise we would live in a quite unpleasant world. But some Slayers are just too tough to die and remain alive, admittedly a very moody, grumbling and touchy life. One who made it to a legend among Dwarves for personifying their pride so well is Grim Ironjaw. Grim by choice and Ironjaw because he can gnaw his way through a Treeman, and once you’ve got him worked up that much, there’s no way of stopping him. One way to tell how great a Slayer is can be judged by the size of their crest and Grim’s is so huge he needs a fortune of grease to keep it upright. Grim is never intimidated by numbers, in fact he seems only happy when facing the impossible, as displayed so well by his outcry “Leave them to me, they’re only three!” after he’d been told that the Orcs brought three Trolls to the match. Seeing his suicidal ways on the pitch it makes you wonder what had dishonoured him so deeply. But as no one knows for sure, the rumours are spreading wild, reaching from the death of a close person to „The bugger spilled my last Bloodweiser! Did you see that! He actually spilled my last BLOOD!“ But as long as Grim keeps knocking everyone out who’s investigating too deep into his private life (note that Grim doesn’t bother to check what you want before charging at you), it will remain a secret, just as why he’s not letting anyone investigating into his private life, which caused even more weird rumours. Among journalists, an interview with Grim is considered just as priceless as an ultimate loss of your health. Certainly a devil’s contract, and the chants in the stadiums of the world are still proclaiming that “Grim is still alive!” And as long as he is, cabalvision ratings among Dwarves will remain high. Coincidence? Some say not.

Author:  Lucifer DeVille [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Background for Grim Ironjaw

I've heard that the reason Grim has turned a Slayer, is that he accidently (he was very drunk :lol:) set both the Bugmann's AND the BloodWeizer breweries on fire the same night... :o :o

Author:  Heff [ Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Background for Grim Ironjaw

Grim was fed up bullying children snd and strangling puppies. He decided to take his broken beardyness where it could cause most boredom and pointlessness so came to play Bloodbowl. Every time he maims an opponent he is surprised at the lack of reaction. Then remembers, everybody is asleep.

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