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Louie the Whip was a passable Chaos Warrior. He spent the majority of his career freebootin' across the old world but never caught on full-time with any team. In fact, even he felt his play was uninspired at best. Having lost the will to keep playing, Louie hung up his spikes and wandered into the Chaos Wastes. After years of listless travel through the realm of chaos, he came to rest at a temple devoted to Slaaenesh, the Chaos God of Desire. As Louie slept, the Lord of Pleasure whispered promises of glory and artistry to the failed blood bowler that kindled a passion Louie had never before known. Infused with a perverse lust for both the ball and his opponents, Lewdgrip Whiparm was born. He awoke to discover that his master had fashioned his right arm into a nimble tentacle capable of effortlessly snatching and throwing a ball across the blood bowl pitch. Armed with his tentacle and boundless depravity, Lewdgrip set out to resume his career.

Returning from the wastes leaner and meaner, thanks in part to a new Slaaenesh-inspired diet of virgin-hearts, Lewdgrip Whiparm was quickly recognized as the only bonafide thrower in the history of Chaos Blood Bowl players. Signed by the Chaos All-Stars in 2487, Lewdgrip made an immediate impact by tripping the endzone-bound Griff Oberwald, swiping up the ball and launching a perfect long bomb touchdown to an open six-handed "Spider" Smith to clinch the Chaos Cup. Lewdgrip would go on to light up the All-Stars' Palace of Eternal Suffering with countless displays of aerial artistry that almost eclipsed his notoriety for indulgent tentacle violations of unsuspecting opponents and fans.

Thanks to a recent unfortunate misunderstanding between Lewdgrip's roaming tentacle and Morg'n Thorg--in Lewdgrip's defence, the life-size skeletal head on Morg's codpiece did indeed resemble the Champion's of Death linemen that they were playing at the time--the Chaos Star Thrower is now a free agent looking to feel out new opportunities with any Chaos, Nurgle or Chaos Pact squad that can afford to hire him.

Well done

Nice work Warpstone.S.

Thanks guys, it was fun to go back through the books looking for background and retcons to work in.

Now I've just got to convert up a marauder to hire him for my Chaos Pact team.

Good writing.

Warpstone wrote:the Chaos Star Thrower is now a free agent looking to feel out new opportunities with any Chaos, Nurgle or Chaos Pact squad that can afford to hire him.

Of course he is. I like it, nicely done Warpstone.