Background for Morg 'n' Thorg
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:00 am
Best background submission and picture for this star player will be posted here.
Morg’s the one with the massive bulk
Morg is pure terror, the invincible hulk
Morg is the bulldozer that shakes up the ground
Morg is the cause for the whimpering sounds
Morg’s what the Snotlings would like to be
Morg getting up, means there’s nothing to see.
Morg’s the pathfinder to every score
Morg leaves his victims wounded and sore
Morg is the hero, Morg is it all
Morg is an Ogre and his friends call him Bo.
Morg’s the guy who owns all the thrones
Morg builds his legacy by breaking bones
Morg is so big that when you get in his path
He will come upon you with serious wrath
To maim and stomp and break and crush
So little baby go home and hush, hush
Cause Morg is coming with powerful strides
Like thunder and lightning and that’s how he strikes!
Yep, Morg’s just tremendous, Morg is so bold
And has millions of toilet paper sold.
What else can I say, boy he’s so huge
He’s a monster, pure horror and really cute
He’s massive and strong and agile and long
When he hits you on the head it goes dong.
That’s Morg and we all hold him dear
That means that we carefully steer
Because Morg said we have to and so we do
Not doing what Morg says is totally poo.
Yes, even the biggest officials of all
had to and made Morg, the fame of the hall.
-. A typical fan letter to Morg ‘N’ Thorg. This one’s by 5 year old Bobby Daumenlutscher, Middenheim.