Morg’s the one with the massive bulk Morg is pure terror, the invincible hulk Morg is the bulldozer that shakes up the ground Morg is the cause for the whimpering sounds Morg’s what the Snotlings would like to be Morg getting up, means there’s nothing to see. Morg’s the pathfinder to every score Morg leaves his victims wounded and sore Morg is the hero, Morg is it all Morg is an Ogre and his friends call him Bo.
Morg’s the guy who owns all the thrones Morg builds his legacy by breaking bones Morg is so big that when you get in his path He will come upon you with serious wrath To maim and stomp and break and crush So little baby go home and hush, hush Cause Morg is coming with powerful strides Like thunder and lightning and that’s how he strikes! Yep, Morg’s just tremendous, Morg is so bold And has millions of toilet paper sold.
What else can I say, boy he’s so huge He’s a monster, pure horror and really cute He’s massive and strong and agile and long When he hits you on the head it goes dong. That’s Morg and we all hold him dear That means that we carefully steer Because Morg said we have to and so we do Not doing what Morg says is totally poo. Yes, even the biggest officials of all had to and made Morg, the fame of the hall.
-. A typical fan letter to Morg ‘N’ Thorg. This one’s by 5 year old Bobby Daumenlutscher, Middenheim.
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