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Background for Ripper

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:07 am
by GalakStarscraper
Best background submission and picture for this star player will be posted here.

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:13 am
by UncleBob
Ripper’s greatest trait is his intelligence, before him, scientists weren’t even sure if Trolls were capable of coherent talk. Since Ripper though, it is proven that they can remember and understand at least the basic package, or perhaps it’s just Ripper. Anyway, most coaches are still fighting the uphill battle of getting any sense out of their Troll’s intelligible snorts and grunts, or at least to keep them from eating a fortune in balls or players. Ripper’s coaches never had that problem, when you tell Ripper to hit this or that, he sees the job through without getting distracted by sparkling things, noisy things or da yummy! things. If Ripper has any other special talents? Not really, except making a grab for everything moving and coming up with a decent fart once in a while. But honestly, someone who asks for talented Trolls hasn’t understood their nature. For most creatures, pain is the way to learn, and in the case of Trolls, evolution became so frustrated that it gave up and settled on regeneration.