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Tonight from the HBO Sports headquarters, live with Stu and Jim, Bringing you BIG STORIES, from the world of the tiny men..
*QUE-THUMPING-INTRO-TRACK* [I will search out a ditty somewhere and link it in!! One day!]
Hi I'm Stu, and my lardy reporter colleague.....the one filling a hundred and ten percent of his seat...Jim..
Erm...cheers Stu. I'll remember that one!
Well let's see if you can remember back to the start of May, when our plucky Heroes took to the field to take part in their first ever Blood Bowl Major!...
..Ah yes, it was also the first NAF run, NAF Championship....I do believe the turnout out did the previous years Blood Bowl..
...Your not wrong their Jim....Seems the boys at the NAF, picked up the torch Grandma Wendy dropped and showed 'er how it's done!
...Yup they sure did!
STU SAD...Lets get right down to the game highlights shall we Jim?..
..Don't see why not! There's six to look at and this post will get too long by the end of it!..lets get crackin'!..
GAME ONE!
.. First opening round of the NAF Championship saw the Heroes size up against the "Purple Killers of Ultimate Doom", a bunch of ugly looking mother fu....
.... I'll have to stop you there Jim...I've been told that their head coach Canteloupe's NAF lawyers have interceeded here...apparently there is a contractual obligation with the NAF that their name has too be said in a certain manner...so bare with me as I prepare...
...Right-O......ready.....Okay...here it comes......ahem................the "purple Killers of ...
ULTIMATE DooOOOOOOOMM!
Jim Oh...Man that's one big obligation...can we get away with P-KOUD?...??...
Stu Oh....erm yes....
JIM...Cool!...sounds something like off the old Fatman hero series, the Crepe Crusader of Slotham!...TAKE THAT MEAT PIE...P-KOooooud!!
STU...yeah ok...any----way!.... we start the replay a few minutes into the first half, the PKOUD receive the kick off...and start to lay into the HFH..
JIM..WOW see that?!..lets just see that, again....*REWIND*, yup it was our hirsute Hero number sixty nine, Moomin Terror laying out in plain view the Feets plan...Blatant fouling...
STU...Go Moomin!
JIM...you know that guy just got himself and a large proportion of his immediate family signed up to a deal with SlimFact Minotaurs?..
STU...Oh those low-taste, bread bars....thae ones that last for half a lifetime..
JIM...yeah they're the ones.....coz no bugger will eat them!!..
STU...Well lets him play on the Widget and see what else th...OH MY that's Chad Errs ejected from the field as well...
JIM...must of thought he'd get a free-be whilst the ref sorted out Moomin..obviously the refs a chaos fan and has eyes in the back of his head..literally!
STU..Oh ho there goes a whole gaggle of the HFH up the left wing..they're heading for that armour brute of a warrior!...
JIM...no..they can't be?..can they..
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SURFS UP DUUUUDE!!