Dead Napoleons GO GO GO!

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Dead Napoleons GO GO GO!

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some play by play from this years pre season games
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teams
Dead Napoleons (undead halflings)
Brians High Elves.

Weather: Perfect

"By the White Tower, Did you see what the little bastards did to our linemen!!"
-Elf Team Captain

1st half.
after a failed "Hail mary Pass" by the Napoleons, the Elves turned it around for a quick TD.
In response the Dead Napoleons send 3 of elves into the knockbox

"ref....you are falling under my power.
YESSSSSSSSSS."-Apple "the night terror" PrettybuttoNs

2nd half.
The Napoleons thrower, das evil monkey (oddfellow), grabs the ball during kick off, hands it to Jackie box (oddfellow).
who in turn is toss by the Napoleons undead treeman "Haunted Tree at the corner". Jackie sticks the landing and runs it in for TD.
Elves receive and quickly run it in for a TD.
in response the Dead Napoleons sent 4 into knockbox and 5 into casualty box.
By turn 8 left with only 2 elves that still can stand under their power.
Elves win 2 to 1.

"did we win??"-elf thrower, before passing out to internal injures
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teams:
Steve: Kompton Krusherz, no inducments (halflings)
me: The Dead Napoleons, 2 blood babes, igor, 2 cards (eclipse, pass)
(undead halflings)
Sure to be one hell of game!
the leading 2 halfing teams of the league are throwing down!
lets go to the play by play.

first half.
the Krusherz kick off
priestess moonpie, Pharo Honeybuns (pickeled halflings) and Tim "devour of human flesh" Candy (boarling) begin to throw their weight around.
Haunted tree on the corner(undead treeman) tosses Jackie box(oddfellow), Jackie sticks the landing and begins his run to the endzone.
Das evil monkey(oddfellow) picks up the ball waiting for jackie to get closer to the EZ.
Apple "the night terror" prettybuttons (nocturnal halfling) and baby cthullhu (oddfellow) make a run to the endzone

krushers move
needing to do something radical before the The Dead Napoleons score with a hail mary. They opp to thoss micky in. with back up from a krusher linemen the little bugger takes down Das evil monkey grabs the ball and runs it in.
Kursherz score 1 turn 1

turn 2 krushers kick off.
The Dead Napoleons go for the same play but this time they make the pass, Jackie catchs, he beings his run but gets taken down....nuts. by turn 3 the krushers toss micky in for a TD....nuts
krusherz score 2 turn 3

turn 3 and 2 TDS the madness needs to end.
lucky for The Dead Napoleons they timed the game to happen along with a lunar ECLIPSE...MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA (all players on the pitch have goblin stats for a turn.)
Big woody, Krusherz treeman, grabs the ball tries to run it in but trips on go for it.... he's quickly surrounded as many dead halflings (along with Das evil monkey) kick him over and over again....lucky bastered takes it all with no effect.....nuts.
After the eclipse passes das evil monkey hail marys the ball to jackie box who runs it in for TD.
The Dead Napoleons score 1

rest of the first half gets bloody.
Priestess Moonpie breaks her hip, Baby Cthuhllu gets killed (shoulded all reality had crumbled or some such madness).
biggest shocker though is Mickey. Do to a bad, bad landing is missing the rest of game....YESS!!! time for The Dead Napoleons to press the advantage. With out their Crutch (micky) Krusherz are nothing more then a large gathering of over fed short people.
Half ends with various halflings in the knock out and/or dead box.

2nd half
with micky out of action The Dead Napoleons are over come with TD madness.
flawless hail mary/ toss teammate plays has made Jackie box score 3 TDS and wild running play by Apple" the Night Terror" prettybuttons for 1 td.
the krusherz respond with their poorer version of Toss Teammate play. only to send they own Teammates to The Incapacitate/dead box.

by the end of 2nd half
The Dead Napoleons have 4 in the Incapacitate /dead box 2 in knock out box.
the Krusherz 4 in the Incapacitate /dead box 3 in knock out box

final score
The Dead Napoleons 4
Krusherz 2

in un-related news.
the Cult of babysiters for Baby Cthullhu say he is not really dead but sunk into the astro-granite to the hidden city of Ryl'...vaction/resort and when the stars are right BABY CTHULLHU will be back!
till then they turn to summoning and worshipping the King In Diapers.

Reason: ''
Goddamn its good to be the MasherKing
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