So it's been settled, clearly the best Goblin build is an insane all-weapons-all-trolls-1-bribe-1-reroll-bonanza!
No, in seriousness, I fluked my way through those games. I'm just lucky that I managed to hurt a disproportionate amount of Chaos Dwarves while I was getting pounded.
Thanks to Darkson for showing me just how wily Vampires can be. I made it up to him by reducing his supply of warm bodies to one, poor thirty vampires. Also, it was awesome how we both managed to earn schwing points... but only against our own team.
Thanks to Gorgoroth for graciously letting me beat up his Chaos Dwarves while be beat up my poor little gobbos. AV9, Thick Skull... Who needs it, eh? Unnecessary bloat, I say!
Thanks to Angry Hobbit for rounding off the day with an absolutely bananas Ogre on Goblin crapfest, in which we both used all our rerolls by turn two, meaning anything we tried was guaranteed to fail. Fail of the match goes to my Hail Mary Pass Bomma, who in turn one burned my only reroll (on my first action, no less!) by fumbling the bomb twice. Second fail of the match goes to Grotty, who killed himself on a dodge. Mind you, Grotty did take out Fungus on an uphill block, so props to him for that.
Oh, and thanks to Eski/Buggrit for lending me the little buggers. Without you guys I wouldn't have gotten very far.
And shout out to Dreamscreator. It's clear I'm just the superior goblin coach, no, no rematch needed, I'll retire from them permanently I think... Ahem!
This means I've nabbed a stunty cup with Ogres and Gobbos now. Bring on the Halflings!
Final great big wet sloppy thanks to Glowworm. What a day, ace food as always (even for difficult so-and-sos like me), great atmosphere, and you can easily forget just how many coaches are there, it always runs so smoothly. Roll on SAWBBowl II!