THE CHURCH OF NUFFLE

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:39 pm

Dark Lord, you have the makings of a great heretic, you are hereby promoted to the rank of Novice Heretic (please make the appropriate change to your sig).

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:57 pm

Dark Lord wrote:That Heretic must have failed to curse Nuffle before he rolled the dice.

The 10 Blasphemies of Nuffle

1. Thou shalt not worship Nuffle.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself any blessed dice--nor bless the randomness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Nuffle to bless.
4. Remember the tournament day, and to keep it holy.
5. Honor your Apothecary and your Wizard.
6. Thou shalt not spill...your beer on the pitch
7. Thou shalt not commit Illegal Proceedure.
8. Thou shalt not cheat.
9. Thou shalt not call Illegal Proceedure against your neighbor.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dice; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's team, nor his apothecary, nor his wizard, nor his big guy, nor his re-rolls, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.

Hang on...4 through 10 are in the ten commandments of Nuffle too...

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:09 pm

Sure, you just wish you thought of it first!

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:44 pm

Torg wrote:Wrong, one of the enlighted members of the NBA will win it and then we will be immortalised within the history of BB forever! And at the same time proving that NUFFLE SUCKS!

thanks for not putting any pressure on me or lawquoter

Though I do seem to recall placing higher than a certain high ranking RUNCORN member

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:51 pm

A certain high ranking Runcorn member who lost only one game all weekend...and used the same roster a certain Heretic of this parish used in a BIG win on the friday night...

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:11 pm

Thadrin wrote:A certain high ranking Runcorn member who lost only one game all weekend...and used the same roster a certain Heretic of this parish used in a BIG win on the friday night...

Well, there you go. Obviously my heretical calling helped the team play well, wheh as soon as you put your trust in Nuffle you were screwed

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:25 pm

Darkson wrote:thanks for not putting any pressure on me or lawquoter

What makes you think you will be the only ones at the BB tourney?? I hope to be there and I would think there may be others as well. If the NBA keeps growing at the rate it's going, by next year we should be in the majority at the BB tourney.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:28 pm

Torg wrote:
Darkson wrote:thanks for not putting any pressure on me or lawquoter
What makes you think you will be the only ones at the BB tourney?? I hope to be there and I would think there may be others as well. If the NBA keeps growing at the rate it's going, by next year we should be in the majority at the BB tourney.

Excellent. If you are going be sure to let me know, we'll have to have an NBA strategy meeting in Bugman's on the Friday (and then have forgotten it all in a drunken haze Saturday

)

Sushé Wakka · Post by **Sushé Wakka** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:41 pm

Skummy wrote:Mark my words, one of the faithful shall win the next Blood Bowl.

Torg wrote:Wrong, one of the enlighted members of the NBA will win it and then we will be immortalised within the history of BB forever! And at the same time proving that NUFFLE SUCKS!

You're both wrong! The winner will be, once again, THE SPANISH TEAM!! And that shall be because I'm not a member! You all shall fear the might of the bullpelt!
MWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
(Now Darkson's maniac laugh would come in handy)

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:51 pm

Happy to oblige.

[ahem]

Bwah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

And the BB belongs to the NBA!!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:53 pm

There will be a Kool-aide party at Bugmans on Friday night for all the opposing coaches.

Yup, the BB is in the bag.

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:52 pm

Would that be the Kesey-brand Kool-Aid?
Torg: humble thanks for making me an apprentice blasphemer. It's not out of disrespect I will not add it to posts, it's due to my inflated ego... I do not want to openly declare myself an apprentice of any kind, I'm destined for greatness! What does one have to do to get a decent title anyway?

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:43 pm

Everyone has to start at the bottom and work their way up. All you have to do is defend the NBAs ideas against those who would have us believe that Nuffle is good and to spread the word to the unbelievers and undecided. You can get to Novice Heretic fairly quickly. If you continue to be steadfast in your defence of the NBAs teachings, you will earn the title of Heretic. Those who are the distinguished and zealous members in their country or region become the Master Heretic of that region. Darkson could become the Master Heretic of Britian if he continues in the way he has been going.
If you want to be associated with the NBA, but don't want to be a part of the organisation, you can be an associate. All you need to do for that is to add Associate Heretic (NBA) to your sig, but if you ever full join the NBA, you will still have to be a Novice Heretic first.

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:57 pm

To the cheers of the hot chicks
we were sharpening the blades
playing hardball to act upon the promise we had made
All with Block & with Tackle
with Pass Block & hidden mace
We will suffer no Touch-Do-hown from the Zealots of false faith,
We will suffer no Touch-Do-hown from the Zealots of false faith!
(Dant-Dant-Dant-Daah, Dant-Dant-Dant-Daah! dunt-de,dunt,de,dum dum-de-dum-de-dum.duh...)

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:48 am

Darkson wrote: thanks for not putting any pressure on me or lawquoter

No doubt. With the mighty foam finger, the wafting boozy haze that is our strength, we cannot fail. If we do, what the hell, it's NUFFLE that screwed us!

And for the record, I completely expect to get my ass handed to me on the pitch, but I don't care. I just want to be part of the whole experience, tip a few (or 10+

) w/ fellow NBA-ers and TBBers, and put some faces w/ names.