Why?

[sean newboy]

I want to say that this line of discussion gave me the worst stress about a half hour ago. I had to do 4 2+ dodges and a 2+ pickup roll for a td. Just b4 i did that, i read a few of these statements.

P. S. My opponent now has 2 turns to tie the game 1-1 or lose.

[GalakStarscraper]

Perhaps the next PBEM upgrade could have a big bitmapped smiley face pop up that laughs at you when that happens with the Jabba the Hut laugh loud in the background...Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah!

If I could I would.

Galak

[Rustycan]

Dont feel bad, my passer thru a perfect pass to my catcher who was in 1 TZ, he rolls 1 for the catch, catch reroll, 1 , ball scatters to one of my player who has a chance to grab it, yep 1. It then bounces to my opponents troll, yep you guessed it, he rolls a 6 for the bouncing catch!! I swear I saw the skull in center field grin............

[Darkson]

So if all you have the same luck at PBeM as I do, why don't i get to play you?

And Galak, what about your treeman's "6" to pass, 'flings "6" to land amd 3 dodges though 2 TZ's

[GalakStarscraper]

And Galak, what about your treeman's "6" to pass, 'flings "6" to land amd 3 dodges though 2 TZ's

They're supposed to do that ...

Galak

[Darkson]

Mutter, mutter....bloody 'flings, we'll get them next time.....

[wardancer434]

I always seem to roll sixes when my treeman throws haflings, but I can't throw a quickpass with my woodelf thrower. It's maddening

[Darkson]

At least your woodelf has got the ball to mess up the pass with, my HE's can't even pick the bloody thing up

[Snew]

Galak writes the code. Try using Halflings next time and see how it goes. Mabey they're magical on his tools.

[GalakStarscraper]

Galak writes the code. Try using Halflings next time and see how it goes. Mabey they're magical on his tools.

How'd this get in the source code ... hmmmm

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IF COACH='Galak'  THEN BEGIN
  IF DICROLL<>1 THEN BEGIN
    DICEROLL=DICEROLL+1;
    IF RACE='Halfling' THEN BEGIN
       DICEROLL=DICEROLL+1;
    END;
  END;
END;
IF DICEROLL>6 THEN DICEROLL=6;

Honest Guys I have no idea how that got into the dice rolling algorthim.

Galak

[Dave]

My Opponent once had a great opportunity to score. His catcher was with the ball, NEXT to the end zone. I could not reach him itf I had 5 GFI's.

He decided to make on THREE dice block. Threw tripple skulls, rerolled and Yes, another one.

I won the game 1 - 0

[Smeborg]

Just think - the development of modern mathematics, if not the whole history of western philosophy, would be radically different if Blaise Pascal had played Blood Bowl.

Cheers!

[Dave]

[shaniepoo]

My star blitzer now named 'Lucky' had an 8 game un-'lucky' streak. In 8 games he gained less than 5SPP's, KO'd him self in almost every game, was knoked down by a gutter runner and kicked in the nuts taking him out for a game.....and thats before he even got the ball! When he got the ball people would just laugh! I cant count how many times ive been on the score line and used a GFI on 'Lucky'.....

'.....LUCKY HAS SCORED!!!!! All i need to do is roll anything but a 1! And i have a re-roll as well! EASY!!!!!.....'

.....Im not even going to tell you what happened next Lucky just could not get the dice rolls he needed.if he needed anything but a 1 he would roll a 1, anything but a 6 and he rolled a 6.

On a good note, he now is the strongest player on my team. He passed his unlucky curse on to a fellow club member who trashed his army after a number of very unlucky game of warhammer(he lost his Chaos lord in the 2nd turn and then his entire army ran of the bord in turn 3). Lucky is now S4 and has gained 2 more skills

[Dave]

Funnily enough that opponents' player was 'Lucky Luke'

We used him as Star Player at the time