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A new Star player for human, dwarf and amazon, based *ahem* loosely on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Fluff wise, she was raised by dwarves then killed by vampires only to be resurrected and is now on a mission to kick ass... One of the more fun concepts shown!! I forget the actual name, but I am sure someone can fill me in.
Oh, gawd, no....

No matter how many times I see this 'type' background I wanna :puke:

Isn't there the Chaos Cup in Chicago this summer? Will anything be shown there, as I'll prolly hit that.
The GenCon Bowl in July will have this stuff as prizes if we can get metal copies of them.

After that the Chaos Cup in Chicago is in August.

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dakkakhan wrote:But to say the Nuns put the smack down on your over-rated Dwarves would be magnificent. Surely the smack-talk value appeals to you Pariah!

:lol: :lol: :P

No it does not. Smack talking doesn't really have anything to do with the minis.

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IMO the Nuns would be that much LESS fun if they were made to look like "real" nuns. As it is, they're identifiable as nuns, but clearly not the kind you run into in Catholic School (except for the Blockers...youch!).

I just wish they'd modeled some of them with rulers in their hands.

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I would have liked to see them with plate armor. Sort of a "Crusader Nun" theme. Instead of large breasted pin up nuns (God that is sick!) More of the brauny nuns with large shoulder pads would have been a welcome change but unfortunately Shadowforge employs sculptures who have yet to see a woman naked...except in porno movies apparently.

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Actually, the nuns would make for a really cool porn movie, imagine the half time team talk. :lol:

I also feel, that since it is fantasy, the nuns can definatively be on the.. kinky side.. hehe, who's to say they cant be busty and all, I think warhammer nuns could easily be a bit, out of the ordinary. The connotations are delightful.

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Pariah wrote:Steal their schtick! I hate their teams! They are very juvinile. (Oh Christ now I'm gonna have to fight with somebody about that!) The only one I care for it the Grid Iron Girls. The Bunnies, Nuns, and Elfs are really immature and way out of proportion. I'm sorry but pro football woemen would not have bodies like that, and if by some miracle of silicone they did, they certainly wouldn't dress like that!
I think they're great. The poses are a far cry from the old GW "go west" style, the quality of the miniatures themselves are high and they're absolutely hilarious on the pitch.

I won a bunnygirl team at the WPS Club Challenge. I'm painting them up at the moment for our Beach Blood Bowl league (yellow and red quartered caps, numbers written on arm and thigh, Surf Life Saving style) Fits in well with the Beach theme since they're all wearing 1-pieces.

Oh, and having actually handled the minis, their tits aren't sculpted as big as you think they are.

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So you Handled them did you :lol:

And you are actually painting them Marcus ?? :wink:

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Marcus wrote: Oh, and having actually handled the minis, their tits aren't sculpted as big as you think they are.

Here are the design sketches for their elves...

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Hmmn. I don't know abour your part of the world but around here those are big juggs. I think that elf must have 2 stomachs, and neither one is in her belly! I know I have seen alot of 68-18-28 shaped women playing sports! :roll:

Then there's the coach...

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Wow. I wonder if she runs laps like that? Maybe it's hot?

Then we have this beauty...who apparently is about to become aware of what a bow string across the nipples feels like! Anybody ever fire a bow? Ever have the string give your wrist a welt? Imagine that on your D-Cup nipple!

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I found this in the "historical" section! :lol:

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I'm glad they didn't neglect Rome's Topless Legion! Why is she not wearing a breastplate? It must have fallen off. I can hear it now
Topless Tart:"Oh dear, my breast plate has fallen off! How embarassing!"
Male Gladiator: "Don't worry dear, it's the ancient times. We are all topless and oiled up!"
Topless Tart: "Good, I hope I don't lose my long hard sword. Oh it's so big! I wish I had a big strong man t help me use it!"

:puke: Whatever gets you through the night.

I'll finish this by showing you "Bonnie Bunny Nurse" with her 'carrot'

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No phallic symbol there!

I don't know know why anyone would find these minatures sexist or demeaning? :roll:

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And we wonder why there's not many girls playing Bloodbowl :roll:

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I will admit that my favorite nuns are the rather "bigboned" blockers 8) Yeah, Pariah, I can see how a lot of the female figs aren't "realistic", but they're still not as bad as most of the females on fantasy book covers. Most of that stuff is utter crap.

As for the topless Roman soldier, don't even get me started. That's just an absurd figure. However, I'd rather take absurd over the high-priced boring figs that GW's putting out these days...most of which don't even belong on a pitch.

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GW's stuff is high priced but I don't find most of it boring...except for the chaos dwarfs! The Amazons were a little dull but the ogres look great, the rotters are cool, and the couple elfves that I've seen look pretty sweet. I wish they'd do orcs next!

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Well, we can agree to disagree. I guess I should've been clearer though: the models just don't look sporty enough. I completely agree that the new Ogres look awesome, though!!!

I'll reserve further judgement until I see the Elves. But I'm still going to buy the anorexic pornstars first. :wink:

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hope i get a copy of him soon, my slow-growing khemri team needs its captain back...
Come to the Orion Cup and you can win one ;)

I have a Zara, Ramtut and one of the new Trolls. I also got a sneak peek at a bunch of stuff mentioned in the seminar and it is defintiely a big improvement over the 3rd ed. models. Jervis is really big on returning to the "cyber-fantasy" look of 1st and 2ned ed and you can really see it in the Griff/Varag pair. Hubris Rakarth is supposed to be paired up with Jordell Freshbreeze. Can't wait to see them. The Dwarf Bomber and Chainsaw guy look like they are startight off the 2nd. ed rules pages. Great stuff!

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Hello, I have just recently found my way back to Blood Bowl (left during 3rd edition and came back a couple month’s ago. I’ve been trying to catch up to what’s happened during the time I was gone. So far the Official things that changed are: LRB is now the up-to-date rule book; Amazon, Norse and Lizardmen are official teams; The Random Event cards have been replaced with a weak Handicap table; Fouling is a lot harder and with no gain; and some miscellaneous rules have been tweaked. Of all of these I really like: the LRB, Fouls weakened, and the Lizardman team. I don’t mind the Amazon, and Norse but they seem very blank and with no flavor. Amazons = don’t ever fall over, and Norse = Casualties for everyone! I don’t really like the Handicap table as I think it’s a little to weak (you gain a roll by being down 10TR. That’s 100k so either 2 Rerolls or a player should be lost, but some of the results are as lame as That Babes Got Talent!.

Now I’ve been hearing about a ton of experimental and semi-official stuff like: 3 new Undead teams replacing the old one; Lone Chaos team variant; Single Big Guy team; Elves that hit!; Secret Weapons; New miniatures; and a bunch of vaguely mentioned articles from the magazines. I don’t like the new undead teams for various reason that I’ll list for you, but you probable won’t read :wink: . The Khemri team tries having the most Strength on a team, but where quickly surpassed by the Ogres. The Khemri also have very ugly figs IMO. The Necro seems like JJ tried to make a team that was unhealable, Unmovable, Unskillable, and the only player worth letting the ball touch has a 0-1 position slot. I have not heard or seen anything about the Necro teams figs (will probable just go buy some Halloween props). The Vampires seem like the worst of all the Undead teams. I don’t understand why they where added, what niche they fill, or how they are even remotely balanced. I also have yet to see any Vampire figs (I hope they look like BB players and Not Count Chocula; a.k.a. Von Drakenburgh). The Nurgle’s Rotters team looks like they took a Chaos team gave the warriors FA, and made up a really stupid Big Guy and called it a team. I won the teams mini’s at a tournament and am now offering them as a prize in the FUMBBL league because I think I will never use them (I don’t like the rotters and think Chaos Warriors look much better, and they come with only 3! Rotters). The Ogre team I think was released just to prove you can have more strength on a team then the Khemri, and to cause the goblin team to be useless (I think I may have heard the roster is being changed not even a month after it came out). The mini’s on the other hand look fantastic. I haven’t heard much about the elf team only that it’s sapposed to be a “hitty” elf team. Is the whole new elf team female and do they look like the picture in this thread? If thats a "hitty" elf team I must be going insane. Whats with every new team coming out and being more bashy then all the others? I sure hope the elves don’t look like this: 6347 Block G,A. That would surpass all the new teams in Beardyness, along with coping (like Nurgles-Chaos, and Ogre-goblin), but with both trumping Norse and Amazons.

Seeing how the game is still almost the same as when I left and all the teams officially added (Amazon, Norse, Lizardmen) are virtually balanced, though I have a discrepinsy with Norse and Amazon.

In the end I think JJ and the Rules Review Guys will not let to outrageous of teams into the LRB, or I'll be going back to the 3rd edition days when every league had 3001 house rules.

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Quilwood wrote:I don’t really like the Handicap table as I think it’s a little to weak
Revised version will be coming out in BB Mag soon. Much smaller table with better results.
In the end I think JJ and the Rules Review Guys will not let to outrageous of teams into the LRB, or I'll be going back to the 3rd edition days when every league had 3001 house rules.
BB will always have house rules and from the testing I've helped do so far it appears every team will get some serious makeover before entering the LRB from their BB Mag rosters.

Also the Elves on this thread are not GW figs.

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