What's the Problem with Deathroller beeing Dwarf Big Guy ?

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:21 pm

Look, it's pretty simple. Remove the Ogre from the Dwarf roster, and add the Deathroller Star Player instead. It's a machine so that's why it doesn't gain any SPPs. My league uses the Deathroller this way and there is no problem what-so-ever. I don't think trying to make a mini deathroller will ever fly, it's a frikkin' Deathroller for Nuffle's sake!!! Make it mean!

-Balrog

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:08 pm

Balrog,

Does your team allow it on the roster permanetly? Or does it have to be freebooted every match?

Chris

Toby · Post by **Toby** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:23 pm

Permanently.
Remove Ogre, Add Deathroller.

Some people don't like the "PEAKED" thing.
This is why the experimenting with a "Rookie Deathroller" started...

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:46 pm

I think I like that idea better than a rookie deathroller big guy. I'm still leaning towards the secret weapon thing myself, though.

Chris

Deathwing · Post by **Deathwing** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:52 pm

Ban Deathrollers altogether.
In fact ban all Dwarfs. Melt down all Dwarf figures ever produced and use them as fishing weights.

Solved, simple as that. Just think outside the box.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:59 pm

LOL! Add "Big Hat" CD's to that and that's the most sensible answer I've seen so far.

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:00 pm

Have something against dwarfs, Deathwing?

Chris

Toby · Post by **Toby** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:13 pm

Those Dwarfs have Weapons of Mass Destruction and we will disarm them by force is necessary

^^

Deathwing · Post by **Deathwing** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:44 pm

BlanchPrez wrote:Have something against dwarfs, Deathwing?

Chris

On the 10th Jan, in a faraway thread discussing the BB, Deathwing wrote: Dwarves are the most boring, one dimensional, predictable and downright saddest race that exists in BB, and hence are usually coached by the most boring, one dimensional, predictable and downright saddest coaches!
Beware, the sheer size of the NAF points at the BB are a double edged sword. Competition is going to be white hot, and it's entirely possible that anybody who has a bad/unlucky tournament will end up in a huge hole, even if they're playing their 'preferred' race.
Personally, I hope that all Dwarf teams have such a nightmare that:
a) Their coaches abandon them for future tournaments because their NAF rating is irrecoverable...and
b) Other coaches look at their sad failure and conclude that they're uncompetitive and won't take them either.

Beardy little b*stards! I hate them. All of them. I hope I meet them a lot at the BB so I can do my part in trashing their credibilty as a Tourney race. Get your Books of Grudges ready guys, you'll be needing them...

Nothing personal though...

Dark Lord (retired) · Post by **Dark Lord (retired)** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:59 pm

Deathwing treats dwarf coaches like sh*t!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:01 pm

What are you talking about? Deathwing treats everyong like sh*t!

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:30 pm

BlanchPrez wrote:Okay, first, I want to point out that a member of RUNCORN and the NBA jsut agreed on something. <Ducks and covers>

you know...I thought of that a little while after I posted. Perhaps its a sign of Thads slow conversion to the good guys.

Either that, or it really is armageddon, and my last two finals next week mean sh*t so I should just go and play bb.

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:39 am

Sorry...just a bit tired...
ummm...NUFFLE ROCKS.

The Church of Nuffle has the stance that the Deathroller is merely an advanced form of player armour and therefore totally within the laws of Nuffle. They should be used to smite unbelievers as often as possible.

(Only plays Dwarfs cos he liked the second ed figures and has never seen any reason to change race, especially to some gang of girly, won't stand and fight, pointy eared gits.)

and BTW...

Thadrin wrote:ITS A F'KING "SECRET" WEAPON.
IT IS NOT A BIG GUY.

Get rid of 90% of the big guys.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:00 pm

When you start quoting yourself, isn't that a sign of madness?

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:20 pm

What's your point?