THE CHURCH OF NUFFLE

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:29 pm

Whooo hoo!!

This calls for

NUFFLE SUCKS!!!!

Believe it!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:31 pm

And I would like to give Thads the title of Associate Heretic (NBA), because he has helped turn people to our side with his silly defense of Nuffle, keep up the good work.

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:50 pm

Alright, here goes:
Nuffle sucks, Nuffle sucks; he sucks so bad you could clean the carpet with him, and what's mo', he can go from 'suck' to 'blow', so just say no!
But still: don't stop smashing dice, 'cuz it rules, man!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:56 pm

Boondog, you can do whatever you want with you dice, no rules in the NBA on how you should treat your dice. We would ge glad to have you in our organisation to help spread the word. If you wish, add this to your sig;

Nuffle Sucks!

Apprentice Blasphemer
Nuffle Blasphemer's Association

Then you would be an official member of our organisation.
For anyone not totally sure about joining, but agree will the fact that Nuffle sucks, can add Associate Heretic (NBA) to their sig.

Dark Lord (retired) · Post by **Dark Lord (retired)** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:01 pm

Nuffle not only sucks, he swallows!!!!!

NUFFLE SUCKS!!!

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:05 pm

Welcome aboard, glad someone else has seen the light.

maybe we should get JohnnyP to set us up a user group

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:06 pm

Hey, great idea Darkson, you will work your way up to Master Heretic in no time!

wesleytj · Post by **wesleytj** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:09 pm

i honestly can't believe you guys have created 7 pages of this drivel...I feel bad that i'm now contributing to it.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:12 pm

Hey, c'mon, it is BB related, and it's not like we're trying to sneak in any banned political discussions. This is just heavy-duty fluff discussion on the nature of Nuffle. (you don't have to read it)

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:15 pm

wesleytj wrote:i honestly can't believe you guys have created 7 pages of this drivel...I feel bad that i'm now contributing to it.

This is not drivel, it's a deep theological discussion of the nature of Nuffle and his/her/it's place in the BB world of today.

And hey, you looked

wesleytj · Post by **wesleytj** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:15 pm

just because it's bb related doesn't mean it isn't retarded.

i hadn't been reading it, but I saw so many posts i decided i should check it out in case i was missing something relevant or useful...i will go back to ignoring it again now

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:17 pm

I created a monster...

Anyhoo...let there be more heretics. All the more folk who will suffer in amusing ways when they come up against those of faith.

and lo did the reroll come up a one. And the people did laugh at him, saying "you know you should never say 'I only need two or more and I have a reroll." and the heretic was greatly vexed.

The Book of Nuffle, ch.9 v17-20

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:19 pm

Mark my words, one of the faithful shall win the next Blood Bowl.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:22 pm

Wrong, one of the enlighted members of the NBA will win it and then we will be immortalised within the history of BB forever! And at the same time proving that NUFFLE SUCKS!

Dark Lord (retired) · Post by **Dark Lord (retired)** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:35 pm

That Heretic must have failed to curse Nuffle before he rolled the dice.

The 10 Blasphemies of Nuffle

1. Thou shalt not worship Nuffle.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself any blessed dice--nor bless the randomness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Nuffle to bless.
4. Remember the tournament day, and to keep it holy.
5. Honor your Apothecary and your Wizard.
6. Thou shalt not spill...your beer on the pitch
7. Thou shalt not commit Illegal Proceedure.
8. Thou shalt not cheat.
9. Thou shalt not call Illegal Proceedure against your neighbor.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dice; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's team, nor his apothecary, nor his wizard, nor his big guy, nor his re-rolls, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.