Talk Fantasy Football

"....that talentless tattooeed Morg'n'Thorg lookalike sack of English shit..."

What? You were referring to me?

I expect everyone looks like Morg from your lowly perspective....you need to be more specific...

Er...

as I quoted you directly you banjo playing retard... that might suggest I was referring directly to you, whaddya think?

PS Not everyone looks like Morg to me... just Darwinian nightmares like you...

PPS just one week to go... you still have time to cancel those flights!

as I quoted you directly you banjo playing retard



How about a change of team name to "Deffwing's Deliverance"?

what you laughing at you descendant of criminals??

quit smiling and break a rock!

...just Darwinian nightmares like you...

I don't think there's any question that sweaties are lower down the chain of evolution than most of mankind, and the English in particular....
Culloden was nothing compared to what I'm going to do to your Dwarves...after all, Trollslayers are just Picts anyway...

Hmm this is getting a bit rough for me.

*Grumbledook builds a fox hole in the hope he can snipe away from cover

what you laughing at you descendant of criminals??
quit smiling and break a rock!


Weak

Got a really good photo of your look of utter frustrated humiliation after you lost 4-0. Gonna build up a collection:

"Study: Man, Animal, Legendz Loser - Photos Evoking Norse's Intense Suffering"

Highly appropriate acronym as well.

Marcus wrote:
"Study: Man, Animal, Legendz Loser - Photos Evoking Norse's Intense Suffering"

Highly appropriate acronym as well.

Not bad Marcus, considerably more clever than I would expect from a bloke who has to borrow teams and draw on his FANS to win him games...

Still much better than Woody would do though...

Woody, bring on Culloden, I'll meet you at Banockburn, not far from Stirling Bridge...

maybe we could get Marcus to pretent to be Mel Gibson pretending to be hard when everyone knows he's a soft Aussie fag... and he's shorter than me!

Marcus wrote:
Got a really good photo of your look of utter frustrated humiliation after you lost 4-0. Gonna build up a collection:

"Study: Man, Animal, Legendz Loser - Photos Evoking Norse's Intense Suffering"

Highly appropriate acronym as well.

Want a photo of Norse getting drubbed 3-0 by LF last time we were over to stick in the collection? And no Pitch Invasions to use as an excuse either...

maybe we could get Marcus to pretent to be Mel Gibson

Geez mate, that's going a bit far....

Deathwing wrote:
Want a photo of Norse getting drubbed 3-0 by LF last time we were over to stick in the collection? And no Pitch Invasions to use as an excuse either...

I don't need an excuse... LFs a better coach, and a better painter. I'm OK with that, I have more models...

PS Deathwing, stop hiding in LFs shadow and admit you don't have a clue..

Norse wrote: PS Deathwing, stop hiding in LFs shadow and admit you don't have a clue..

LF? The only time we've met in competition resulted in a win for yours truly.
He ain't good....he's lucky!
Examples? Darryl's failed gfi to win in legendz....his ridiculously long string of dice rolls to pull out a draw against Marcus at Spiky..then there's Zynox's self destructing Wardancer...and how about winning 2 and losing 2 at Res. and still finishing 2nd?
He sold his soul to Nuffle at an early age, and that's all there is to it!
Nuffle's more than paid him back though...I predict a bad year of competition for LF...

Just so he can spare your blushes?

I predict a good year for LF as long as he keeps using those bloody humans!

Grrrrrr, let him use Lizards!

You do realise you're all just training for the pasting I'm going to give the lot of you in Nottingham in a month or so?
You're just lucky I can't afford to get to Amsterdam before Tulips.

So the Highland 'fling, Convict Decendant, Morg look-and-think-alike and the rest of you can all rest easy knowing that the truly gifted players are saving it for the big one.

Thadrin wrote:You do realise you're all just training for the pasting I'm going to give the lot of you in Nottingham in a month or so?
You're just lucky I can't afford to get to Amsterdam before Tulips.

So the Highland 'fling, Convict Decendant, Morg look-and-think-alike and the rest of you can all rest easy knowing that the truly gifted players are saving it for the big one.

Do I hear some wistful 'wish-my-wife-had-allowed-me-to-go-but-I'll-desperately-try-to-grab-some-cyber-involvement-anyway' bleating??
Butt out Blitzer Dave...put up or shut up!
What's that Waters song?.....ah yes.....'The Bravery of Being Out Of Range'
<sarcasm>Anybody else wanna join in on a bit of sledging for a tourney they're not attending?</sarcasm>