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Which Races will be appearing at Eurobowl 3 (England 2005)

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:50 pm
by Podfrey
OK ladies, it's the final count down to the Eurobowl weekender.

For your delectation we have the following information released from Eurobowl Towers:

Skaven - By far the most popular. Every nation is bringing one (so that's a hell of a lot of Gutter Runners who are in for a shoe-ing!! :lol: )

Undead, Orc, Dwarf and Chaos Nain (es ist Eurobowl :wink: ) are also very popular, each appearing in 7 of the 8 nations.

Norse and Necromantic make it into 6 nations choices. Obviously there are a couple of nations who still prefer their players to shave....

Lizardmen also make it into the final "more popular than not" slot, providing the tournament with 5 lots of skinks to squish.

The Wood Elf Union of Unfouled Wardancers have obviously been in disagreement this year, with half of the nations being allowed to field healthy (at the minute) 'dancers. Let's all work together to relieve the fine athletes who are attending of their remaining appendages :D

Amazons are always bandied around as a good team under 1 million but it seems that not all nations agree, appearing as they are in only 3 of the line ups.

Humans keep the side up for the Empire - showing in 2 teams. Just goes to show you can't keep an old dog down!

Khemri and Chaos (!) make up the last two places with one showing each. Only the final result on Sunday will justify their inclusion by their coaches - or confirm the reason they're missing from 7 nations :lol: :lol:

So who didn't make it???

Well, Olaf reneged on his promise to bring Halflings. Hoomin's in training for next year's McLast team with his Gobbos. Only the Wood Elves make a showing for the pointy ear race - their dark, high and pro cousins opting to watch the games from the safety of the other side of the CABALvision cameras. Ogres, vamps and rotters, all being new to the professional game, must also wait another year with nations relying instead on the more proven races.

That's all for now sports fans... but don't forget to tune in later this week when we'll have a run down of all the runners and riders.

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:57 pm
by Gorbad
My apologies for bringing agile "dancing queen" scum to the Eurobowl... and to make it even worse... I'm also bringing a reroll :oops:

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:07 pm
by hoomin_erra
A Reroll?? That's just not cricket old boy!!!! :roll: :roll:

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:15 pm
by Gorbad
hoomin_erra wrote:A Reroll?? That's just not cricket old boy!!!! :roll: :roll:
I feel dirty..... :cry:

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:04 pm
by hoomin_erra
You are dirty, you disgusting little cheese eating dyke loving dutchman!!!!!












:lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:08 pm
by Joemanji
Better than being Welsh ... :wink:

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:15 pm
by hoomin_erra
Wouldn't know, i'm not welsh. I'm scottish!!!! 8)

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:52 pm
by Tojurub
hoomin_erra wrote:Wouldn't know, i'm not welsh. I'm scottish!!!! 8)
Do I dare asking if you are wearing a kilt now instead of your bowler?

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:35 pm
by hoomin_erra
I will be making an appearance in a kilt at some point. And i may just for the fun of it wear the bowler at the same time :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:58 am
by Evil Git
yeah we're trying to find a tartan bowler for him. he said something about a deal breaker :-? :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:00 am
by Old Man Draco
Don't let him play the bagpipes! :wink:

Geez, this is gonna be one big cheezy tournament!

Have fun guys! :D

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:11 am
by l_dauguet
Gorbad wrote:My apologies for bringing agile "dancing queen" scum to the Eurobowl... and to make it even worse... I'm also bringing a reroll :oops:
As long as I can foul it on turn 1, no problem with me... :P

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:38 am
by Gorbad
hoomin_erra wrote:You are dirty, you disgusting little cheese eating dyke loving dutchman!!!!! :lol: :lol:
And proud to be dyke loving too! Yum! :D

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:56 am
by l_dauguet
Be careful if you wear your kilt ! :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:04 am
by hoomin_erra
No kilt this time. I am coming in a non denominational capacity!!