Chopping Block - Uderworld blog - Game 5
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:45 am
Hello Sports Fans! My name is Rex Manchild and I am lucky enough to have been selected by the Overlords of the Underworld to act as the Media Correspondent for your next favourite Blood Bowl team...
The Knoxville Turkeys!
The Turks are training hard to prepare themselves for the gruelling BABBL seventh season and I know many of you are keen (as am I) to find out how they managed to land such an infamous coach for their first attempt at the ‘Big Show’. With the R'lyeh Summoners likely to take the Season VI Commissioners Choice Award, and very much still in hot contention for a BABBL Bowl win, coach bouf is quite a hot piece of property for any team to boast amongst their ranks. I was fortunate enough to be offered a chance to interview him...
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RM: “Bouf, welcome to the Chopping Block, please allow me to get stuck right in as I know you’re a busy man what with all the millions of gold crowns that you plan to embezzle as commissioner next season... What did the Underworld Overlords offer you to take up the Turkey’s top spot?”
B: “A flipping great big pile of old sweaty money”
RM: “Really is that all it took, the promise to line your pockets? What about Glory? What about the thrill of finals football?”
B: “The Summoners owners have been trying to sell my soul to the devil or something as part of a hidden clause in my contract. Let this be a warning to all you other coaches out there. Beware of invisible ink. Any ways, I’m getting weary of the competition at the top end and just want to get back to my childhood love... killing and maiming people”
RM: “Yes, you do have a reputation for enjoying that kind of thing. How does it make you feel to have so many people hate you?”
B: “People hate me? Really??? I thought everyone loved a stinky junk dance in their face when they’re getting a player killed... Oh well, that’s why I love the Turkeys! They’re not even remotely concerned with trivial concepts like ‘Fairness’, ‘Sportsmanship’ or ‘Dignity’. All they want to do is jump on your skull until it goes pop! Count me in, I say!”
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There you have it folks, bouf travels from staggering highs to scouring the depths of the Underworld (and his base urges).
Until next time; this is Rex Manchild saying “Keep Your Neck Off the Block”
The Knoxville Turkeys!
The Turks are training hard to prepare themselves for the gruelling BABBL seventh season and I know many of you are keen (as am I) to find out how they managed to land such an infamous coach for their first attempt at the ‘Big Show’. With the R'lyeh Summoners likely to take the Season VI Commissioners Choice Award, and very much still in hot contention for a BABBL Bowl win, coach bouf is quite a hot piece of property for any team to boast amongst their ranks. I was fortunate enough to be offered a chance to interview him...
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RM: “Bouf, welcome to the Chopping Block, please allow me to get stuck right in as I know you’re a busy man what with all the millions of gold crowns that you plan to embezzle as commissioner next season... What did the Underworld Overlords offer you to take up the Turkey’s top spot?”
B: “A flipping great big pile of old sweaty money”
RM: “Really is that all it took, the promise to line your pockets? What about Glory? What about the thrill of finals football?”
B: “The Summoners owners have been trying to sell my soul to the devil or something as part of a hidden clause in my contract. Let this be a warning to all you other coaches out there. Beware of invisible ink. Any ways, I’m getting weary of the competition at the top end and just want to get back to my childhood love... killing and maiming people”
RM: “Yes, you do have a reputation for enjoying that kind of thing. How does it make you feel to have so many people hate you?”
B: “People hate me? Really??? I thought everyone loved a stinky junk dance in their face when they’re getting a player killed... Oh well, that’s why I love the Turkeys! They’re not even remotely concerned with trivial concepts like ‘Fairness’, ‘Sportsmanship’ or ‘Dignity’. All they want to do is jump on your skull until it goes pop! Count me in, I say!”
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There you have it folks, bouf travels from staggering highs to scouring the depths of the Underworld (and his base urges).
Until next time; this is Rex Manchild saying “Keep Your Neck Off the Block”