Wood Elf team

[Norse]

Deadlock, I bought my wife a Wood Elf team in the hope of a regular opponent. I have some advice for you...

1) Never win. If you do, Mr Wiggly lives on bread and water

2) Never give her sound advice. When advised to take a 2+ dodge with RR for a TD, women prefer a 3 dice blitz, you chose, rolling POW 3 times, followed by a leap into 5 TZs rolling a 6, a long bomb rolling a 6 then a 2+ catch, rolling a 1 and re-rolling a 6, then 2xGFI rolling 2s for a TD...

3) Expect her to ask what it is you have against her players when you foul them..

In short, make new friends, a women with Wood Elves is a very tricky bed-fellow..

[BigD]

Yoiks! Norse, that doesn't sound good at all. But you pay the price for marrying the owner of a Wood Elf Team. Some people just never learn, and the rest of us join you. Although mine is looking like Goblins or Wood Elves. What is it with flamin elves! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe the rest of us can learn some valuable leasons from Norse's experience. Doubt it but you never know LOL But No 2 is correct. Ya gotta have class right? LOL

Think I'll stick with Orcs/Undead. We may not have class but we foul really well!

BigD