EUROBOWL 2009 - ITALY - NOVEMBER 7/8

Ironjaw · Post by **Ironjaw** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:36 pm

Nicodaz wrote:Hi mates here comes Team France 2009:

Boeufbowl
daz (C)
Jeff
Knox
Longshot
Marco Gianni
Mistery
Pedro

See you soon!

What, no Tit-touch?

daz · Post by **daz** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:39 pm

No, sorry if you miss him. I had hard choices to do .

Valen · Post by **Valen** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:05 pm

Due to Evil Git not being able to keep his penis in his trousers nine months before Eurobowl, he has had to drop out so he can be there for his first childs birth.

Our replacement freebooter is Hangus.

So the team is now

Valen (C)
Pubbowler
Thadrin
Rodders
Innoculator
Furelli
Hangus
Hoomin

Post by **Thadrin** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:08 pm

Valen wrote:Due to Evil Git not being able to keep his penis in his trousers

Says the man with three sprogs of his own...

Podfrey · Post by **Podfrey** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:01 pm

Thadrin wrote:Says the man with three sprogs of his own...

...that he KNOWS of.....

Valen · Post by **Valen** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:57 pm

There is only three Mr Porritt, I think

And I never managed to screw up a torni attendance with mine, shame on you Git

rodders · Post by **rodders** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:02 pm

the shame having hangus in

Hangus · Post by **Hangus** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:41 pm

rodders wrote:the shame having hangus in

Changing my name to 'The Saviour of Scotland'.

Post by **Thadrin** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:25 pm

Valen wrote: And I never managed to screw up a torni attendance with mine

Or for that matter, for the offspring of a Reptile...

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:58 pm

Valen wrote:And I never managed to screw up a torni attendance with mine, shame on you Git

You'd think that being Hoomin's Deliverer, he'd know better.

Hangus · Post by **Hangus** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:43 am

Darkson wrote:
Valen wrote:And I never managed to screw up a torni attendance with mine, shame on you Git
You'd think that being Hoomin's Deliverer, he'd know better.

"Sorry Sam but can you please put the chastity belt back on as Eurobowl is in in 8 months time"

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:27 pm

for a start she's due after eurobowl

so i could still make it. it's just she told me she'd cut my nuts off if i went

and yes gav you've not missed a tournament but then they were born before you started

and i want that place back next year hangus so i'll be shutting the chastity belt firmly closed

inoculator · Post by **inoculator** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:56 pm

and i want that place back next year hangus so i'll be shutting the chastity belt firmly closed

If you need someone to keep hold of the key mate give me a shout

TuernRedvenom · Post by **TuernRedvenom** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:31 am

Evil Git wrote:... she told me she'd cut my nuts off if i went

That's great! That would solve the problem for all coming years in one go!

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:30 am

TuernRedvenom wrote:
Evil Git wrote:... she told me she'd cut my nuts off if i went
That's great! That would solve the problem for all coming years in one go!

tuern

that's not a bad idea after all. still not happening