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hmmm... this is a very tempting offer... You realize joining forces with a future with a lawquoter will only seal your fate..... What the hell, let's take that beeatch on...I'm going to add a sig to reflect my new alliance.
There, I've joined the darkside. You don't serve Kool-Aid at organizational meetings do you?
Reason:''
NUFFLE SUCKS!
LQ says " I may be slow, but the sh*ttiness of this beer hasn't hit me yet."
Excellent! (cue evil laughter, where's Darkson when you need him)
Remember, you must say, "Nuffle sucks!" everytime you roll the dice. Also belittle and chastise the heathen (poke fun at anyone who praises that fickle piece of s*#@ Nuffle).
Kool-aide!! What kind of pansy assed organisation do you think I run here?? We serve only the finest Hemlock (but that's usually reserved for the .... uhm.... backsliders). I hope you are having any second thoughts??
Torg wrote:Kool-aide!! What kind of pansy assed organisation do you think I run here?? We serve only the finest Hemlock (but that's usually reserved for the .... uhm.... backsliders). I hope you are having any second thoughts??
No second thoughts, just glad to hear that the maniacal organization has a way to knock off the brainless converts...uh...I mean providing the "loyal" ones with a gateway and first class ticket to give Nuffle some company.
Reason:''
NUFFLE SUCKS!
LQ says " I may be slow, but the sh*ttiness of this beer hasn't hit me yet."
ok it's weird but it happens to me quite often. When i throw dice, i've got a flash telling me what the roll will be: it's always doubles!!! Most often it's double skull or double 1 but it works as well for double 6! It's just at the moment i throw my dice, right at the time the dice leave my hand, i say the result and my opponent looks at me with a dazzled face!
I tend to roll a lot more KO rolls than a normal coach. My guess is that this has something to do with the fact that I end up with lots of players in the KO box.
I play as humans 9 times out of 10 and without fail, every single time my thrower first tries to pick up the ball, no matter what turn, he fails despite sure hands.
this is so "reliable" that I now do my entire turn before even touching my thrower, or I am left horribly out of position...
I've also got an annoying tendency to fail dodges when I only need a 3+ to score
yeah I avoid 3 dice blocks wherever possible... the number of triple skulls I roll is staggering
having said that, our league has learned never to argue with the double skulls. if they come up, nuffle doesn't want you to do what you tried, so don't bother wasting a re-roll. we had a newbie join last week, and he re-rolled his doubleskulls only to roll identically the second time. my how we laughed
I KNOW when one of my players will die. Sometimes when I see someone go down, I feel sick in the pit of my stomach. I tell myself to stop being silly but its too late. Dice tumble, 10's, 10's and 6's rear their ugly heads and yet another Ghoul bites the dust.
I don't always get that feeling but when I do, it's inevitably death that follows.
Providing Sauri with successful interceptions. I like to play my Woodies very aggressively, 5-1 does not suffice. So I do risky passes and 2/3 of them are intercepted by 6+ - guys (whereas trained opponent pass blockers with AG 5 seem to fail everytime).
My own 2 pass-block-catchers with NoS never intercepted anything so far, of course.
I must admit though, that my Throwers show a tendency towards abandoning life they got Safe Throw. Maybe life becomes to boring to bear then?
You realize joining forces with a future with a lawquoter will only seal your fate..... 
What the hell, let's take that beeatch on...I'm going to add a sig to reflect my new alliance. 
You don't serve Kool-Aid at organizational meetings do you?
