THE CHURCH OF NUFFLE

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 2:25 pm

I'm so in!

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 2:59 pm

I would just like to say that have meet him at the BB tourney, I can vouch for the fact that Thads isn't playing with a full set of dice. The guy's mad, mad, mad I tell you!

Praising Nuffle!? Crazy. Nuffle Sucks, and I will dance on his prone form when I kick his sorry ass on the pitch.

C'mon Nuffle, strike me down. C'mon, I'm waiting. You can't can you, you lard bucket.

BWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

like I said, Thads is mad.

(hey, "THADS IS MAD" - maybe that should be RUNCORN's catchphrase

)

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:25 pm

Nuffle is the opium of the confused, easily manipulated, dice chucking bb fanatic.

Post by **Thadrin** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:31 pm

Boondog - Dice sacrifice? Thats one of the sacred rites of the church of Nuffle! You're a member without even knowing it! Welcome to our congregation.

Darkson - I'm not mad. Just ask my Elephant, Eric. You could also ask my cat, Eric. You'll come around to the true way when the curse of Nufffle strikes you again...next time you play a true believer and you are struck by the Elven curse once again.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:58 pm

True Believer - Smoo Beloovier

You'll all start cursing his name soon enough, and then you will realise that the NBA is right.

NUFFLE SUCKS! and you all know it.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:01 pm

What's this about dice sacrafice being part of the RCN (or whatever it is)?? I just thought Boondog was mad in trying to coerce his dice into rolling good. I guess Darkson was right, Thads is Mad (everyone chant, "Thads is Mad, Thads is Mad, Thads is Mad")
I thought your prayers to Nuffle was enough to get your dice to roll well?? Now you say you do some freaky dice sacrifice to scare them into rolling well?? Let's face it, it isn't the dice. Use whatever ones you want and have Nuffle 'bless' them as many times as you want, you will still roll crap! Why?? Because Nuffle Sucks! He will screw you in the end, no matter how much you praise him, he is a mad god!

NUFFLE SUCKS!!

Xtreme · Post by **Xtreme** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am

Count me in

and may Nuffle Bless my dice.

Tomorrow is our league night so I will be expecting Nuffle in my corner.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:25 am

Xtreme wrote:Count me in

and may Nuffle Bless my dice.

Tomorrow is our league night so I will be expecting Nuffle in my corner.

You silly boy, Nuffle's not in anyone's corner, don't you get it? He screws everyone. The time you roll the POW to knock down your opponant, that's the time Nuffle's screwing with him, and when you roll the consecutive 1s on the GFI roll, that's when he's screwing with you.
Hede the voice of reason and don't praise Nuffle at all, he's not worth it. Curse him and your luck will not get any worse, that's for sure.

Xtreme · Post by **Xtreme** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 3:31 am

Bless thee sweet Nuffle
I believe

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:45 am

When I thought Nuffle was I decent god, my dice rolls sucked, then I saw the light and realised he sucked, and guess what? My dice still suck, so "Mr. Big Bad Nuffle" really scares me(!).

You'll come begging to join us soon enough.

Beware of Thad's brainwashing techniques, he know's it's the only way he will convince people.

Sushé Wakka · Post by **Sushé Wakka** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 10:29 am

Torg wrote:You silly boy, Nuffle's not in anyone's corner, don't you get it? He screws everyone. The time you roll the POW to knock down your opponant, that's the time Nuffle's screwing with him, and when you roll the consecutive 1s on the GFI roll, that's when he's screwing with you.
Hede the voice of reason and don't praise Nuffle at all, he's not worth it. Curse him and your luck will not get any worse, that's for sure.

The funny part about this, is that it can be seen the other way round. I mean, the time you're rolling POW, he's helping you. When you roll the consecutive 1s on the GFI, he's helping your rival. That will show you all, the NBA and the RUNCORN, that you're just a bunch of people with too much free time and nothing better to do with it. You'd better meet the path of the scholar, and learn from the texts the way to play properly a game (Something I'm still doing).

sean newboy · Post by **sean newboy** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 10:32 am

and Lo did i see the Pitch and it was Good.
Nuffle showed unto me the Dice
and they were Good.
He blessed my team and O but it was Good.

Book of Nuffle; 2nd Half, 5th turn, Verses 19 and 20.

Robotorz · Post by **Robotorz** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:18 am

Sushé Wakka wrote:I mean, the time you're rolling POW, he's helping you. When you roll the consecutive 1s on the GFI, he's helping your rival. That will show you all, the NBA and the RUNCORN, that you're just a bunch of people with too much free time and nothing better to do with it. You'd better meet the path of the scholar, and learn from the texts the way to play properly a game (Something I'm still doing).

Ones happen. Skulls happen. So there is a Chance of Double Ones, Double Skulls.
But REROLLING TRIPPLE SKULLS while having Block, Tackle and Strip Ball on a St 2 Gutter Runner without Block is IMPOSIBLE.
The odds that I am typing this, and that the world and the Univers evolved like this is even more imposible! So everyone pray to the gods of Chaos. Pray to Chaos. (But I hate Chaos - Teams)

phil · Post by **phil** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:38 am

i'm patiently waiting for an athlete to come out and blame god for a loss for a change.... i mean, logically speaking, if they are going to give him the credit for their wins, they have to assign blame when they lose, don't they?

Post by **Thadrin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 12:01 pm

Robotorz wrote: But REROLLING TRIPPLE SKULLS while having Block, Tackle and Strip Ball on a St 2 Gutter Runner without Block is IMPOSIBLE.

NO! Tis the work of Nuffle on the Unbeliever!
Even those who follow the way of the Horned rat are beloved of Nuffle!

"and lo, he spake unto them:
take for granted no result, and trust not the reroll to save you.
Consider the Elves on the field, he too may be laid low by the eyes of the serpent.."
Book of Nuffle, ch.14 v.3-5