THE CHURCH OF NUFFLE

Methusalah · Post by **Methusalah** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 4:43 pm

And lo, dids't Moshesh come down from upon the mountain saying:
"behold this tablet upon which Nuffle has smote his words of truth!"

1. Though shalt not say, nor even thinkest, "anything but a 1"
2. Though shalt not play elves, lest mine 1's rain down upon you like tears amongst the rain
3. The biggeth the guy, the hardeth they may fall
4. Covet not thy opponents dice, for verily, Nuffle shalt smote thee with all his vengeance
5. Fear not the unbelievers, for their dice shalt fail them in the end. And thou shalt knowest, that Nuffle shalt reward ye for thou faith.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:00 pm

That was the biggest load of crap I've ever read. Why do you people keep trying to convince people that Nuffle will reward them someday if they worship him?? He screws everyone equally and doesn't deserve your faith.

sean newboy · Post by **sean newboy** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:38 pm

Torg we shall pray for u, to Nuffle, its obvious that u need his love.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:49 pm

NO! I definatly don't need any of Nuffle's kind of LOVE.

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:00 pm

yea, that kind of love is a crime where I come from.

Tackledummy · Post by **Tackledummy** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:12 am

Nuffle's love has been termed many things by different cultures but all rewards must come with a sacrifice, such is Nuffle's decree.

Dark Lord (retired) · Post by **Dark Lord (retired)** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:27 am

Do I have to add anything to my sig to join the church of Nuffle?

Wait just a minute!!!! Church Of Nuffle?

C O N

!?!?!

Damn! I want to join the Heretics!

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:43 am

No. Reformed United New church of redeeming Nuffle. RUNCORN.

Dark Lord (retired) · Post by **Dark Lord (retired)** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:35 am

Yeah but in the title and your sig it's CON...

It's enough for me to get spooked. Next you'll be telling me to have some kool-aid!

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:43 am

in my sig its RCON...not CON...

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:56 pm

There's still CON in it....which is exactly what you are doing. You con people into believing that Nuffle will reward them if they praise and worship him. We are just spreading the truth, Nuflle doesn't give a @#%! about anyone or what they think, he will screw everyone over in the same way. Anyone who playes BB knows that's true, failing that GFI for the TD to win the game on the last turn of the 2nd half (and then rolling another 1 on the RR) has nothing to do with Nuffle's love for you or some silly idea that you need to learn humility or other such nonsense. Nuffle is a mad fickle god who gets his jollies screwing people over when they play BB, praising him won't change that fact. When will you people stop trying to deny the truth?? The truth is and shall always remain;

NUFFLE SUCKS!

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:29 pm

Nuffle rewards those who are alicious enough to pray for him to smite their enemies.

He won't help you any, but he'll do a number on your opponents.

I never said he was Merciful did I? This is Khorne with a better temper and minus the enormous pile of skulls!
Nice to see you are coming around to Runcorn's view that Nuffle should be worshipped in his aspect of the complete bastard, with a side order of irony (pass the three actions you needed to roll 5+ on, then get 1rr1 for the final piece of the puzzle...that's Nuffle for ya!).

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:12 pm

Hey, count me out! I don't want to be part of your silly church just because I like to smash things up!
Just remember who the original "illuminated seers of Nuffle" were - a bunch of fat stunties who can't handle the ball. You really want to affiliate with that kind of company?
And then: your alleged god screws you for apparently No reason, even if you show him all due respect. Following the leads of some more recent posts, this leads to a simple conclusion: NUFFLE IS FEMALE! So you all worship a girl! How pathetic can you get?

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:30 pm

Ah, but your worship gives him a reason to screw your opponents! If that's not reason enough to follow Nuffle, then you are already lost to us.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:37 pm

Actually, this was covered in an older thread, Nuffle is not female, but takes on the form of a middle aged, balding, fat, gamer with a juvenile personality who likes to screw around with people just for the fun of it. (yeah, I know, sounds like most of the people you've played against, anyway thanks to Phil for originally shedding the light on this, the form that Nuffle takes).

Thadrin wrote:Nuffle should be worshipped in his aspect of the complete bastard, with a side order of irony (pass the three actions you needed to roll 5+ on, then get 1rr1 for the final piece of the puzzle...that's Nuffle for ya!).

So that's going to make people want to worship him...why??? (Not that I disagree on your characturisation of him)

I guess we don't disagree on what Nuffle is....a complete fickle *ssh*l* who likes to screw with people. You just have this insane idea that you should worship him for that and say, "thanks Nuffle for screwing me over, I'm a better person for it"