THE CHURCH OF NUFFLE

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:40 pm

Skummy wrote:Ah, but your worship gives him a reason to screw your opponents! If that's not reason enough to follow Nuffle, then you are already lost to us.

Haven't you been listening to your leader Thads??? Worshipping him doesn't stop him from giving it to you up the poopshoot, you're just supposed to take it and then say, "Thanks Nuffle, I needed that!"

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:44 pm

Heretic, your words are like the buzzing of insects. The teachings of Nuffle shall be my bug spray!!!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:51 pm

You guys don't realise it (or don't want to admit it), but you are heretics too, just a different kind. As you see we don't disagree on what Nuffle is (which is not what those original dwarf priest made him out to be), we just disagree on how to treat him. Plus the fact that you are all mad, but anyway, let's face it you guys aren't the orthadox Nuffle religion, just a weird sect started by Thads (The Mad, hey that should be his new nic) that thinks (rightly so) that Nuffle is a complete bastard who will screw you over any chance he gets, but you should be thankful for that and praise him. (weirdos!)

Crap, this post made me a Mega Star, I better stop posting!

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:04 pm

Ohhh, YES! I am lost, hooray!
So, if I got this right, those Nuffle-true-believers like to give praise for being screwed? They should worship GW mail order instead!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:05 pm

I think GW MO is controlled by Nuffle.

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:21 pm

controlled? as in organized? You mean someone is actually in charge of it? No, I won't believe it!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:28 pm

No, didn't say anything about being organised. Nuffle is the patron god of GW MO and is there just to make sure the trollz screw you around enough.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:35 pm

GWMO: overseen by Nuffle, worked by idiots

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:51 pm

Torg wrote:
Thadrin wrote:Nuffle should be worshipped in his aspect of the complete bastard, with a side order of irony (pass the three actions you needed to roll 5+ on, then get 1rr1 for the final piece of the puzzle...that's Nuffle for ya!).
So that's going to make people want to worship him...why??? (Not that I disagree on your characturisation of him)
I guess we don't disagree on what Nuffle is....a complete fickle *ssh*l* who likes to screw with people. You just have this insane idea that you should worship him for that and say, "thanks Nuffle for screwing me over, I'm a better person for it"

It should be pointed out that the irony relates to when he is screwing the foul Heretics only. The blessed only get the common screwing that everyone gets. Truly Nuffle savours his most hateful wrath for the unbeliever!

It breaks down like this:
If you don't worship Nuffle you will get screwed.
If you DO worship Nuffle you won't get screwed much less - how can you appreciate the true miracle plays that he WILL grant you if you do not also experience the low of failiure? - but boy will your opponents get it in the neck!

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:58 pm

Thadrin wrote:If you DO worship Nuffle you won't get screwed much less - how can you appreciate the true miracle plays that he WILL grant you if you do not also experience the low of failiure? - but boy will your opponents get it in the neck!

So how does that work if 2 nuffle wrshippers play each other? Both get totally screwed and rejoice about it?

Nuffle sucks, and his attempts at screwing me worse than normal don't seem to be working.

P.S. Is anyone else concerned about a group of grown men talking about being screwed?

Dark Lord (retired) · Post by **Dark Lord (retired)** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:08 pm

No wonder politcal discussion isn't allowed here!

Or is this thread so long BECAUSE you can't talk politics?

Torg, I want to blaspheme the insanity of that cursed, so-called god Nuffle! What do i do?

Post by **Thadrin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:10 pm

Darkson wrote: So how does that work if 2 nuffle wrshippers play each other? Both get totally screwed and rejoice about it?
Nuffle sucks, and his attempts at screwing me worse than normal don't seem to be working.
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They will play a fantastic games, filled with thrilling plays and humiliating failiures, ye a gmae that transends mere enjoyment, becoming everything that Blood Bowl is meant to be.

I know what Nuffle has planned for you....and its a doozy.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:16 pm

Thadrin wrote:They will play a fantastic games, filled with thrilling plays and humiliating failiures, ye a gmae that transends mere enjoyment, becoming everything that Blood Bowl is meant to be.

Like most of my games already, and Nuffle ain't nothing to me.

Thadrin wrote:I know what Nuffle has planned for you....and its a doozy.

Ooooohhh, lemme guess. Double skulls? No, wait, Triple Skulls!! I am sooooooo scared. Nuffle does not, repeat, DOES NOT scare me, so if he's coming, bring it on!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:20 pm

Dark Lord, it is good you have seen the light. (Hey, with a name like Dark Lord you should be on our side

). Anyway, to become a member of our organisation you must publicly declare your blasphemy toward Nuffle. Posting NUFFLE SUCKS! is the usual way to do it (but you can be creative if you wish. Then all you have to do is change your sig to read;

Nuffle Sucks!

Apprentice Blasphemer
Nuffle Blasphemer's Association

And as you continue to spread the word about Nuffle, you can work your way up to Novice Heretic.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:23 pm

Darkson, you have been diligent in the defence of our organisation and spreading the truth about Nuffle. You are hereby awarded the title of Heretic, you are a novice no more!! Continue in the good work.

NUFFLE SUCKS!

(hey, thought I'd be a little different this time.)