PICTURE THIS:
Coach Vincent T. Lungbasher of the Ork Bay Packers, "Listen to me, you maggots! There is a new rule instituted by the elf-lovers at the NBBL. We must enter the field backwards, because niether team is allowed to see the other team set up for the opening kick-off. All right, Brat Starr, get them lined up."
Brat Starr, "Doh! Okay coach, we are ready."
Coach Lungbasher, "Let's go kill some arse!"
<Lungbasher throws open the door. >
Team screaming.......now cursing as they trip over each!
Coach Lungbasher: "Mr. Commissionioner, I am sorry to say that my team injuried itself coming out of the locker room. I have no one who can take the field this afternoon. What's that? The other team just called you five minutes earlier and said the same thing!"
Snarlton Heston
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You just sank my battleship! That's okay; it was loaded with elves!
